1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented [...]
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Stoopid Webs
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Thirsty much?
This is either the smartest or the stupidest cat ever.
Gotta love homonyms
Another joke from Mom. An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him, [...]
Need directions?
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your [...]
Tenneseans relaxing
I got this from my Mom today. She forwards the best jokes. Two Tennesseans were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ [...]
The Daily Obama
This is one of the best Daily Shows ever! .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url(‘http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png’) !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;} The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Clusterf#@k to the Poor House – Stimulus Package: Prime Ribbing Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant Things With Demetri Martin Funny Political NewsJoke of the Day
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married , were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking [...]
