A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church
and says to the secretary, “I would like to join this damn
church.”The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn
church!” “I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is
not tolerated in this church.” The secretary leaves her
desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her
situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.They both return to
her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, “Sir,what
seems to be the problem here?” “There is no damn problem,”
the man says. “I just won $200 million bucks in the damn
lottery and I want to join this damn
church to get rid of some of this damn money.”"I see,” said
the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”