Ramble on…

And so it begins…This is step one. I just wonder how long it’ll take before full sentience is attained. Could get very interesting.

Where did all the hot teachers come from? There weren’t any in my high school. Well, there was one but she was an intern, not a teacher. This one took place in the UK. Geography teacher Shelley White, allegedly snogged one of the rugby players. I always thought snogging was fucking but “an open […]

Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush’n.
Therefore fire engines are red.

This is absurd. Not the wearing t-shirts, the price some people pay for them. This AJC article talks about how “trendy” t-shirts are now. But the best line is the last line:
“T-shirts are part of a lifestyle now,” Arshid said. “You’re not going to wear a $25 Urban Outfitters tee with your $250 jeans. You’re […]

Saw Sarenity last night. Oh My God! It really was everything I was hoping. This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time. Because, once you get over the space ships and six-shooters, it’s all about people. Real people. Amazing, extraordinary, everyday people doing what they have to just to survive. […]