This headline on Fark:

Man goes to make telephone call, finds white powder in coin return and sniffs it out of curiousity. Wakes up several minutes later stripped naked and surrounded by men holding their hoses.

is for this story out of London. It’s actually very scary. Read the article and you’ll see where the headline came from. Not what I (nor anyone with an equally gutteral mind) thought it would be.

These poor schleps! They dug a 110 meter tunnel from Canada to Washington state to move drugs. The US Feds watched them dig for 8 months. They even put bugs and cameras in the tunnel.

Check out this post. Pam Anderson and Lindsay Lohan getting really chummy. I don’t care if they are both kinda skanky, I had a balance problem after thinking of these two together.

Paige and I are going to The Fox tonight to see Sin City as part of the Coca Cola summer film festival.

That was really cool. I’ve never seen a movie with so many people. The technical aspects (sound, picture quality) were not as good as a regular theater. But the experience was well worth it. The whole audience oohed and cringed at all the right places. Didn’t hurt that we were drinking a blue martini.

Sarah Michelle Gellar wants you to see her topless. I’m game. As long as the film is good, that is. Seeing her topless isn’t worth sitting through a bad movie. She’s not that pretty. The linked pics are huge. But well worth the click. That car is nice! And check out Angelina in the backgound.

S. T. Karnick has a very interesting review of The Wedding Crashers at the National Review Online. NRO tends to be kinda right leaning, which is fine. But sometimes they can be too “churchy” for me.