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I know, I know… it didn’t last long. I told you it wouldn’t. In case anyone is interested, I’ll keep this as a test site. It may or may not change much soon, though. Like I said, I started going to college. We’ll see how much free time I get to play with.

A helpful push

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the [...]