One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow. Bob, looks like you [...]
Posts from ‘July, 2007’
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I know, I know… it didn’t last long. I told you it wouldn’t. In case anyone is interested, I’ll keep this as a test site. It may or may not change much soon, though. Like I said, I started going to college. We’ll see how much free time I get to play with.
A helpful push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the [...]
